darkhumors

/ cb for a starter

darkhumors

/ cb for a starter

darkhumors

/ joker movie was too good —
          might have to switch up this account a bit

WomanGenius

@darkhumors 
            
            ( Your so lucky xD
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darkhumors

@WomanGenius 
            
            / it’s phenomenal 
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WomanGenius

@darkhumors 
            
            ( I really wanna see the movie skskskksksk
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acciidental

/; omg yes, a joker anon!

acciidental

/; i love your account 
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_-_InSaNiTy_-_

//XD babys coming XP
          
          Alice was sitting at hime bored she was 9 months pregnant and had been forced to stay home since she started showing,  which had been very boring months.  As she flipped through the TV,  she suddenly felt her water break "JOKER!" she yelled

darkhumors

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            Joker soon woke up and rubbed his eyes , yawning .
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_-_InSaNiTy_-_

@darkhumors 
            
            Once Julian was dont eating he was awake for a little whike before he fell back asleep, and she put him in his make shift crib.
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darkhumors

@_-_InSaNiTy_-_ 
            
            Joker slept for a while longer . his hair was a mess and he had bags under his eyes so it was bivouac that he needed sleep .
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breakiingdoors

Vanya had been returning to her apartment from a rehearsal one night, completely lost in her thoughts until she bumped into somebody. The easily-nervous woman fell backwards and landed on her ass, letting out a soft wince. “I’m so sorry!” She was quick to apologize due to the fact she didn’t wish to get in a fight with whoever she bumped into, mostly because she wouldn’t be able to defend herself (because she was never trained to fight in the slightest due to the fact that her father had always told her that she was just ‘ordinary’) if it became physical. The dark-haired woman’s eyes raised to meet those of whoever she had bumped into, a little bit of an intimidated look in her eyes; It was small, but it was still there. “I’m sorry...”

_-_InSaNiTy_-_

Alice hadnt been feeling right for the past month,  though she kept it secret from Joker because he would make her stay home.  So everytime she felt liek throwing uo she'd sneak off,  though the day she relized she hadn't had her time of the month yet,  she went and got 4 pregnancy tests while Joker was out.  She took them, and when all 4 came out positive alice screamed and freaked out.  In her midst of freaking out she had destroyed the bathroom,  and ended up in the tub curled up in a ball and crying because she didn't know what else to do. 

darkhumors

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            joker pressed a kiss to the top of her hand . he wasn’t the fondest of music , but he did enjoy her singing .
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_-_InSaNiTy_-_

@darkhumors 
            
            Alice smiled and then sang along to the song. "-He's out his head, I'm out my mind
            We got that love, the crazy kind
            I am his, and he is mine
            In the end, it's him and I, him and I" she sang giggling
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darkhumors

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            joker smiled and took alice’s hand . he liked that song .
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_-_InSaNiTy_-_

Alice was with Joker robbing a bank with his mam.  She was giggling and just having fun being with Joker as she normally did.  Suddenly there was a gun shot heard that wasn't from one of jokers mens,  and  Alice sumbled back from the group of people she was playing with.  As she stumbled back she looked over twords Joker wide eyed as blood came from her mouth.  "J" she stuttered before she fell to the floor. In the crowed stood a guy shaking with a gun pointed out to where Alice had been standing. 

_-_InSaNiTy_-_

@darkhumors 
            
            "But i just woke up not the long ago" she said pouting as she following him. 
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darkhumors

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            “ you need rest , okay ? ” he told her , heading to his office .
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_-_InSaNiTy_-_

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            Alice happily followed him. She was glad to be out of the hospital and home now. 
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boredbrunett

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*Brunet's sense of orientation apparently failed, because now he is wandering streets of Gotham with expression of absolute annoyance, while not looking where he happens to be going.* "Hey - Mind telling me where I could find some fucking fast food?" *He roughly asks this green haired fella he almost rammed into.*