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http://www.wattpad.com/story/9992048-the-naga
          Hiya! Can you spend few secs of ur life to check my story out?
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"Hi baby,I'm your daddy,I promise I'll never let anyone hurt you,and you wont get a boyfriend until you're 50...Best way to greet ur newborn   http://wattpad.com/story/338257?utm_content=share_passage

"Er young lady.." Andy looked at me."When you were a baby..did your mother drop you on your head?" Funniest thingeva http://wattpad.com/story/5127998?utm_content=share_passage

"I think you should wear a condom over your head. If you're going to act like a dick, might as well dress like one" http://wattpad.com/story/4868208?utm_content=share_passage

"Ur fatter than a pregnant elephant.""Odd, but okay.ur fatter than a pregnant dinosaur."this is such a good comeback http://wattpad.com/story/504986

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          "What is this?" Kingsl..." http://wattpad.com/story/77605

"I welcomed the fresh arm with open arms" the typo is hilarious http://wattpad.com/story/3130789

"Fighting back a blush, I let my eyes trail away from his. "Last time I had Hash Brownies, I hugged a hobo with a white beard and screamed, 'Dumbledore, you're back!'. So giving you a tiny compliment, isn't not too bad I suppose..."" http://wattpad.com/story/241271