Darth Ashiss

please stop reminding me of my sins by acknowledging my stories.
          
          only a select few of them are good and even that's a stretch.

Happy Pride Month to any of my fellow LGBTQ+ people!! June is the month where we celebrate who we are, whether we have a nontraditional gender identity, nontraditional sexual/romantic orientation, or both!
          
          On a more somber note, June is also PTSD Awareness Month. We use this month to spread awareness for any sufferers of PTSD, especially our veterans. BUT anybody can develop PTSD, it's not exclusive to vets. Any and all trauma is valid.
          
          I want to use this post to remind everyone that my page is a safe space for EVERYBODY, unless you're being a dickhead (metaphorically, not literally; no bigotry against people with phallus-shaped heads, if that's even possible). Whether you're cis or trans, straight or gay, human or alien, you're welcome here as long as you're willing to welcome other people and my chaotic nature.
          
          I love each and every one of my followers regardless of what you look like, who you love, or what chromosomes you have, simply because you're you.
          
          Happy Pride and Happy PTSD Awareness!
          
          (I don't think "happy" is the right term but I couldn't think of a better one)

Ma'am I am on my hands and knees bugging you to continue writing more Adam-12 stories you're one of my favorite writers I can't get enough of them I really hope you continue doing them

WATTPAD TOOK DOWN MY RICK AND MORTY ONE-SHOTS :(
          
          SO I MADE A NEW ONE :D
          
          It's rated M for... obvious reasons...
          
          I'M SAD (r.i.p. v.1) BUT ALSO HAPPY (v.2 has arrived)

That awkward moment when your best friend of 11 years ghosts you out of nowhere and makes you suicidal, only for you to realize that she was manipulatove and toxic and you're better off without her...
          
          And then a year and a half later she messages you on Facebook saying she was wrong like we ain't played this game before 

Someone tell me why I had a dream that was a crossover between my original story Child of Burning Time and that one show from the 70s called Emergency!? It was so fuckin weird because like
          
          *Roy DeSoto and Johnny Gage (Emergency!) find Rachel Diam (CoBT) unconscious*
          Roy: Oh no :(
          Johnny: Oh fuck
          Rachel: *awakens* I'm back bitches
          
          And then I woke up 

Lemme just join the fandom for a '70s cop show...
          
          *Adam-12 theme song plays*
          
          *yes, there will be one-shots. what else did you expect?*

Laryngitis is not fun.
          
          My voice is so hoarse that my dad thought I was crying. I can't talk loud at all. I can't talk in a high pitch, so my dogs don't pay attention to me. I can't breathe through my nose. Whenever I swallow it feels like I'm being stabbed on the throat.
          
          On the plus side, I've lost something like 10 pounds in a few days because I can't really eat anything either so...
          
          Great times 

Loki S2E6 spoilers:
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          wtf was that fit, the fit did not go hard
          Like Loki's hot but that fit did not

Loki S2E5 spoilers
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Everyone's reaction to Loki timeslipping is fuckin fantastic