"97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" then copy and paste this onto your profile & quot;
I did not wright this but its fucking hilarious

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(U U)   Sooo, i was going to give you this waffle...

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(U U )  but then it looked tasty... 

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(U U)  So i ate the waffle.

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(U U)  But then i felt guilty.

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(>o<)  So i got you a cookie.

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(>o<)  but suddenly the cookie looked tasty too.

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(U U)  So i ate it.

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(>▽<) But now i want this cheesecake.

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