This is something that I wanted to say to someone but didn’t. Please ignore: “I haven’t talked to Batman in literally three months besides the other night when I called him to ask him what was said the night before on Clown’s live. And Tommy was before I got back with Clown. And if you’re married, you shouldn’t be callin’ anyone fuckin’ babe. But whatever. And I never got a damn text from him. And that fuckin’ dick picture was several months ago. When I was SINGLE.”