Hey! I'm Jared(Not my real name.... what I got stalkedddd)
a fashion queen!(Oh please..)
He, him pronouns, but I'm gay, G👏 A👏 Y, I like boys, (DAMN STRAIGHT..or not)
my favorite color is purple for some reason, maybe because it's the color of an eggplant(wink wink)
and I dress a little Feminine, (*cough cough* ALOT)
But I am a guy A G-U-Y. I'm a guy who likes Guys, got a problem, fight me, because I will snatch you and your future kids! (Da fuq is this?)
Get off my dick hoe!(cough, this is for Jenny, that bitch, Cough.(Nobody likes you Jenny boo))
I will adopt practically everyone, mess with my babies and get Bitch slapped!
Single as of right now, you better watch out babygirl before I steal your man, I'll give him more in the first date with my personality then your two year sex relationship.
Bye!
- Probably Kicking Jenny's ass
- JoinedDecember 2, 2018
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