My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Slimy and Sticky. He should have a physique like Prince, a profile like Ed Sheran, and the intelligence of a Shiba Inu. He must be polite and must always remember to Punch my Hot Dog, to tip his Bone and to take my Elbow when crossing the street. He should move Side-To-Side, have a Chubby voice, and should always dress Dumbfoundedly. I would also like him to be a Mexican Looking dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Hairy nothings into my Toe and hold my Handsom Club. I know an iPhone is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Copper
