Neutral-good coast dweller. Like cold takes, gas station coffee, and the kind of people who like Comic Sans.

Influenced by Bill Peet, Jeff Smith, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Gael Garcia Marquez, Edward Eager, Ray Bradbury, David Foster Wallace, Jane Austen, Charles Williams, Heinlein, Gygax, Steinbeck, Lewis, Wodehouse, Rowling, and the sprawling lies my father and uncles used to tell, swearing up and down that "it happened just like that."