heyyyy shawwttyyyy *bites lip like a fuck boy* 
i was always the prettiest baby everyone turned to stare at me, even when I popped out my mum's co0ch the midwife fell in love with me. I'm so amazing and hot. Just wanted to remind u that I'm so amazing and that you'll never live up to me, but that's ok cuz I sleep with lots of people so u have a chance. The fame was too much for me so I ran away to become a love interest in all the stories I write. i hope u like my stories *winks*    *u blush and turn away* hehe....i know bbg *holds ur chin and makes u look into my mesmerising hazelnut eyes* *u fall in love with me* ur so pretty bbg... *we kiss*