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@greendaleswitch  sabrina spellman , right ? * he asked , a brow arched as he eyed the blonde with some intrigue *

aha , i’ve had that title since grade school . couldn’t you switch it up a bit ? i personally have a liking towards . . super amazing best friend , who happens to be a straight a student- and a cheerleader . don’t tell me they mean the same thing because i /will/ argue .

@pinkfrustration this coming from the girl next door, of course . 

@shcrtcake no idea , try a pharmacy .

@ofsnakecharmer ah. the scavenger.

actually ; i / don't / — i thought that i did but i don't . they're only using me to do the family bidding at school .

@poisonouspearls figure it out, blair waldorf. i mean, you know the ins and outs of your dad's little schemes. I'm sure this would be a cake walk.

and how can i do that ?

@residentjock reggie is a necrophiliac 

why thank you forsythe , it was the one i thought of right now.

@rchbtch that's quite the title you've dropped, Ronnie.

@troubledpasts he nods simply, bowing his head. his classic beanie is perched atop his head, "it's just insane to think that it actually happens; a future, kids..stuff like that," he lifts his head, mouth hanging open for a moment, "it always seems like a weird futuristic fantasy."

@midgeklump You stagger below me in height by roughly five and a half inches, which is nearly half a foot. From my perspective, you are short.

@dcvilsadvocate I’m not even that short— I am as tall as the average lady. 

@midgeklump you're so short. It's adorable.

@residentjock it still didn't- 
            *sighs* 
            Fine. Whatever.

take that back, jones- LEMME FIX IT.
            unicycle frog meme.jpg
            There we go.

@residentjock so you flopped at meme posting like with most other things?