i have no update schedule or whatever u call it, i update whenever i want to
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shut up, karen
"stop stalking me!"
"for the last time, i'm not stalking you. i'm the fucking mailman!"
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king
"i won't let you marry my son! the only man he will marry is the king!"
"well, guess i have to...
rain
"my neighbor is outside?? washing their car??"
"ain't nothing wrong with that"
"it's...