d*ddiephannie

hi it’s jess from the sexual eggs it’s been like 80 years and we miss you ): hope u come back soon but u don’t have to if it will affect ur mental health or anything 

Could you pls go spam drearymils message board so they'll feel acknowledged, thanks

just hot back from camp it was dramatic

*steals all your followers, votes, and reads then runs away*

my brother is watching voltron for the first time and hasn't seen the gender reveal yet of pidge, and keeps on saying 'she' because he thinks he looks like a girl i'm SCREAMING

yo how the  f u c k  do you only have 119 followers you deserve like a million or something 

should i start a theme book??

your books are so good ?? like, how are you such an amazing writer ?? 

DOG WALK HAS 1k READS I LOVE Y'ALL

i didNT EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU BECAUSE KF THE THEME CHANGE HELLO IT’S ME RYLAN I TOOK A LONG HIATUS BUT I’M BACK NOW (if you don’t remember then this is awkward w h o o p s) ALSO CONGRATS KN 999 READS ON DOG WALK ITS SO CLOSE TO 1k ANd i’m ranting now sorry ok goodbye