ddjfjfhfh

i saw a woman jump off a bridge over the sea and when i looked down there was a homeless man fricking her corpse

Lizary4u

@ddjfjfhfh mb not what i mean
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ddjfjfhfh

i saw a woman jump off a bridge over the sea and when i looked down there was a homeless man fricking her corpse

Lizary4u

@ddjfjfhfh mb not what i mean
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ddjfjfhfh

guys my boyfriend is kinda toxic how do i break up with up him?

Nightmareloona

@ ddjfjfhfh  just tell him that you don't feel comfortable in this relationship and that you want to break up, if he starts yelling or tries to manipulate you into staying just tell him that you made your decision and walk away 
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ddjfjfhfh

my beloved wife Minhminh0709 has requested that i post more positive comments so i just wanted say i love you all (romantically)

Nightmareloona

@ ddjfjfhfh  sir, I think you mean platonically 
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ddjfjfhfh

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i just thought of the time i was sleeping over at a friend's house and he sharted so much the shit particles coated my nostrils and the rancid smell kept me awake all night

Minhminh0709

@ddjfjfhfh can you post any positive comments?
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ddjfjfhfh

@nightmareloona i drew you with huge breasts and a humongous butt that will have even asexual people drooling (also i drew you pregnant)

Minhminh0709

@ddjfjfhfh oh yea I mixed it up with agender GOD DAMN IT
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ddjfjfhfh

@Minhminh0709 
            experiencing no sexual feelings or desires
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ddjfjfhfh

My sister caught me smelling her panties and bras and licking blood off her pads

Uz1_D00rm4n_17

@ddjfjfhfh this is why I’m glad I’m an only child
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