I am bandom trash lmao, I have no social life whatsoever, and I LIVE to read fanfics. 

A few jokes just cause:
 #1:

Me: Hey, can you say knock knock for me?

You: Uh... Knock knock?

Me: Who's there?

You: Wait wat

Me: *laughs and walks away*

 #2

GURL, IS YOU A SHARPIE, CAUSE YOUS ULTRA-FINE!
 #3 

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna have your kids
 #4 

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
 #5 (my personal fave)

Me: This summer was pretty short. I guess you can say we had-
.........
 
5 SECONDS OF SUMMER!
*slaps knee*
*falls to ground*
*dying whale sound*

You: .... Are you okay?

Warning: Being my friend means having to go through this *awkwardly thrashes arms around myself*, meaning you are most likely walking into a freak show, starring me, myself, and I. Have a great time, and don't forget to buy your snacks at the concession stand, I heard their churros are the bomb

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SOCIAL MEDIA THAT SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK OUT:

IG: @__elnatan__
TWITTER: @queenofpunk101
TUMBLR:  @procrastination-game-2-strong 
SNAPCHAT: @lashton2015

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