| defender of the thousand realms of the lazy kingdoms with a pledge to serve and protect the overwhelming taste of the forbidden pizza |

“i hereby declare the amnesty of my unlikely class composed of my fellow sadistic writers to the extent that all crappy fanfictions shall be written with tardiness assured and whatnot.”

to make things quite straightforward, i am basically a weirdo with a dictionary || "artist"//"musician"//professional dork [quotations are definitely intended]