THE NEW JESUS haha no.
Im DragonNinja, duh, known as Frankie to whoever I tell. And i just told you. Oh crap.... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!! haha no. sorry! Oh the other day i was talking about what to do if someone offers you lollies to get in their car. this is my conversation with said creep who wants me in their car:
Creep: Hey sweetie (imagine creepy old voice...) I have some lollies for you! Just come on into the car out of the cold and you can have some...
Me: Which cars yours?
Creep:*points to run-down van* That one.
Me: Seriously? No limo?
Creep:......
Me: Ah well, that can be over-looked. What kind of candy?
Creep: *pulls out a bag of sugar-free lolly snake things* Here we are, just come on into the car...
Me: Hang on...
Creep: *looks exasperated* yes?
Me: Are those SUGARFREE lollies?
Creep: Ah... yes...
Me: SUGAR FREE lollies? Are you crazy? You want some kid in your car and you offer them SUGAR FREE lollies? And the car. Tsk tsk. All horrible and gross. *looks knowingly* you havent been doing this very long have you?
Creep: Um.....
Me: *shakes head and walks off, muttering.* sugar free lollies? Really? Idiot....
So yeah. Dont know why I told you that. Hmmm. Seriously though. SUGAR FREE lollies? Honestly. Some people. If they arent sugar free lollies though...
(Continues from Creep: *pulls out a bag of sugar-free lolly snake things* Here we are, just come on into the car...)
Me: Hang on, those have sugar in right?
Creep: Yes *dangles them closer to me* Just get on in the car.
Me: *stands awkwardly for a second*
Creep:Whats the matter?
Me: *Stares at him.* Well... *Snatches lollies and runs off down street, yelling* THANKS FOR THE CANDY, SUCKER!!!!!!!
haha. yeah. *sigh* :)
that was random....