*gets on one knee* "As cheesy as this may seem, I don't have a ring. All I can give you is my love. Regardless, here I am, making myself look like a damn fool in front of everybody, all for you. Will you marry me?"
*covers mouth with hand* YES! YES! YES! I LOVE YOU! I love you, and I would never need a ring to show how much I love you, darling. We'll stay together "'till the end of the line" *starts to cry with happiness*