june-writes
@_black-storm Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile :) ;)
deadloserahh
june-writes
Do you have a map?
Cos I keep getting lost in your eyes...
deadloserahh
Ayyyy
@_white-storm @_blue-storm
Congratulations Mr and Mrs H on your baby Dalia...
Our princess is finally here ❤
deadloserahh
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So I decided to try pranking my family or something...
I called a family meeting, stood infront of them when they all gathered.
Me: *clears my throat* I'm gay
Mom: says the kid I caught fucking girls in my bed on different occasions
Ni: *bursts out laughing* you?! Even if you were paid to you wouldn't be.
Ethan: Nah man that ain't working here
Blake: you like pussy way too much
Jake: *was filming the entire thing this whole time* I wonder what everyone is gonna say at your funeral if they're saying this now
Sherylfernandezot7
@_black-storm Oh come on you know am way too much sharp when It comes to this things lol
deadloserahh
The best friendships start off with fights I swear.
My best man and I's first conversation
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Me: I don't like you
Him: *Calls me bighead and Christine just to irritate me*
~2 weeks later ~
Me : Iove you man
Him: My Kamina friend
Me rn: how the hell did we start liking each other?!
deadloserahh
you talking about me doesn't make me feel bad. It makes me feel good, you wouldn't talk about me if I wasn't important.
*shrugs*
I got a whole damn fan club
deadloserahh
Fanfact about me.
I smile with my enemies lol
fmbinder
Thanks for the follow!
--moanlight--
Tftf
_unknown_munchkin_
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Next time you talk to me like you did on @praise1234567 's MB and I didn't talk to you.... You will smell you anus... Fucking sexist! Womanizer! I know more about your life than you think I do. You decieve girls, take them in for your satisfaction.... Dude!!! Wake up to life you're walking to hell! Get your fucking self away from me and stop tryna gain my attention! Son of a bitch Asshole Fucking sexist ". Womanizer Idiot!!!!
deadloserahh
@xutexiyyah one thing you don't know is if I tell her to mute you.. she's gonna Quit being so proud you little bitch, get a life and stop looking for love with people who don't love you. You're tryna degrade me, what you don't know is it's not possible baby boo. It's just gonna end up backfiring Go back to simping over Martin, chasing after friends and sucking dicks dramatic hoe Get a life