CLOWNIN' around!

jack held out the photo to him, and perhaps one of the first thing that was apparent about her was that the joker looked a lot like her; they had almost the same facial structure, they had the same nose and same lips. it was almost like they were related ( and they were, though jack wasn't going to tell him that right away ). jack let out a shrill laugh at what he said then and pocketed the photo, " but anyhow, now that i'm not goin', i don't have to worry about that anymore! and you're right. ahh, but the one between us is such a sweet tragedy, isn't it? " the joker hummed and reached up to peck the other's jaw, a satisfied smile spreading across his lips while he looked up at him, " i suppose so. do tell me whether this is too much for ya, but i just wanna cuddle with you so badly — what'd ya say we do it back at my place? " 
            
            // ; yeah, this is true!! i can't argue with that... like, you can just tell that this man meant every single thing that he said, and it was just * puppy dog eye emojis * you know? but yesss, of course!! and aww... i'm sorry, babe. i hope the fluff that i included here at the end makes up for that jsjsj but you're welcome!! everything you write is amazing, tbh 

@waynetatics 
            // ; typos * closer ** your reply
            
            if it wasn't clear to the joker before that bruce was going through some serious inner turmoil, it was now. just the way that he was composing himself right now had 'distress' written all over it. jack longed to somehow reach into his heart and take it all for him; so that way, bruce could actually relax, and the joker wouldn't have to experience the complex emotion that is / worry / . all of this stress couldn't be good for the dark knight. he started to wonder how he'd been sleeping lately, how frequently he'd eat, and whether if he were to put his hand right over his heart... if he would be greeted with a steady beat or an accelerated one. before long, the joker couldn't help himself from carefully pressing his hand slightly to the left of bruce's chest, where his heart should've been. he remembered something about how your heartbeat would spike when you lie; so, he kept it there until after bruce told him he didn't need to be doing this. the joker could feel a shiver run up his spine but one of the ' good ' kind when the bat's thumb ran over his hand. with a quick clearing of his throat, he looked down at his train ticket. " anyways, besides the more obvious reasons as to why i'd be glad to see ya here, i'm also glad 'cause i was nervous to go! god's... that's SUPER weird to hear, ain't it? i would blame it on all the funky love hormones surging through me right now, but i don't know. seein' a picture of someone and actually goin' to see them are kinda two different thing's — aren't they? but putting that aside, this is who i'm talkin' about! and let me tell ya... looking for her was like tryin' to find a needle in a haystack, " he rambled, desperately trying to move on from talking about his feeling's anymore. but he couldn't really escape them; the joker struggling to find the polaroid photo in his jacket for a moment before he finally found it. 

`    a    smile    makes   it's   way  on   his   lips    from   hearing   the joker's   words.   " tragic  is   kind   of  just  us,  joker! "     he   smiles   warmly  at   the joker.   he    willingly   allow   the   madman  to   pull   him   down   closer   to   him.  masculine   arms   pulling  him  closer.   "   joker . . . it's      complicated,   but   do   isn't     that enough? "  
            
            /   nah,   it's  true  though  he's pouring his  heart  out  to him  right now!   awww really?   but   yes!      I   got  a  little  misty eye reading  yours too.   thank  you  so much. 

@waynetatics 
            // ; oh, okayyy. i was about to say, like... bruce better be ready to put 'em up because if that's true, then the joker is about to fight LMAOOO okkk,, well, that's slightly better. an improvement, as they might say (': yeah... what the joker is doing doesn't reflect how i think about the subject, of course, so i can / completely / understand where he's coming from. the joker has a body count that's probably in the thousands by now after all and that would probably leave a lot of people running for the hills so lolll but we love that bruce is willing to try it with the joker!! and alrightyyy, let's get this party started then! i'll go ahead and do that in a few (: 

@deadlygame 
            /         lmao   nah,  I'm  just kidding   about bruce thinking  that.    he  just   still   wants   the  joker  to   let  him kiss him when  he  just can't take  it   anymore. Lmaooooo  i   mean  i  think  he would love  to  try  with   the joker ,  but  he's  thinking about  so  many  people.  His friends and  family.  the civilians.  Lol   yessss!    you  can  drop something babes! 

@waynetatics 
            // ; he really can't, and i feel bad for laughing at it a bit, but something about the fact that he's so indecisive about it struck me as funny JSJSJ oh... damn, i didn't know he was thinking that. now being mad over that is completely valid * skull emoji * but yeah, he just wanted to have one more kiss before he decided ' yeah, this'll do for now. i'll just wait for the next millennia which is probably when we'll kiss again ' lmaoo but we could start a new one, yeah!! i could drop it this time as well if you want? and ohh, yeah... i figured that he probably would because the joker was pretty firm about it so it's all good ahahh

the joker murmured this right before their lips were connecting in a low, tender tone. an abalaster-colored hand lingered on the side of the bat's jaw while he kissed him, tangling his other hand in bruce's hair whenever he opted to kiss him back: just more fervently than he did. a pleased groan left the joker's mouth as he felt his fingers digging into his face, and his body being jerked closer to bruce, kissing him back with just as much passion. a shaky breath left him at the sensation of his fingers digging into his back and he arched it slightly to lean into his touch. the joker eyes flickered between bruce's lips and the other's own ( eyes ). he furrowed his eyebrows, then, and scoffed; pushing him away from himself. the joker was getting frustrated by this, so he walked off to the door and pointed at it, " batsy, batsy, BATSY. if you don't know what ya want, then go and figure it out! 'cause only you are capable of that at the end of the day... so, stop wasting my fuckin' time with this ' oh, i like you, but i also can't be with you ' shtick! "

@waynetatics 
            the joker batted his eyelashes at the other as he would often do when he was trying to play innocent; except, perhaps this time, it wasn't just being feigned. he'd hold onto the words that bruce told him for forever. they were arguably as valuable as gold to him, for they indicated something that he longed to hear from him ever since the first day he fought him: that the bat wants him. he wants the joker on some deep, carnal level. and although the batman himself had qualms with saying that, it was like music to the joker's ears. if only bruce could take the olive branch he'd extended to him and just be done with this whole ' conflicted ' nonsense. though jack normally would've enjoyed seeing the bat struggle, this was different. jack hummed a soft tune under his breath while he finished tracing the symbol on his chest, " ooh, FEISTY — i like that! don't respond to a rhetorical statement like that again, though, darlin'. it makes ya look dumber than you actually are, " the joker shot him a condescending grin, throwing his head back with a shrill laugh before he inhaled shallowly. his demeanor changed almost instantly then; his eyes falling to the floor while he listened to the other, " hey... ya don't achieve anythin' by dwelling on the past, baby. i'd know — i used to try to make sense of these fragmented memories in my noggin'! but all i was doin' in reality was torturing myself, bats, " the joker gazed up at the dark knight and spread an arm out in a shrug-like gesture, his teeth gnawing down on his bottom lip. he really wasn't all that good at comforting people; but he still attempted to get bruce's mind off of it a bit. jack let a lopsided smile form on his lips, with the beginnings of his teeth showing. " i really do wish i could shrink ya and put you in my pocket sometimes. somehow, you're even more handsome when you smile. " 

`       AND   as    soon   as    the   joker     presses  his   lips   into  his  softly.  bruce  wastes  no  time to  lean  down   towards  the  joker  without  delay.   his  nose  grazes  into     the     other's,     as     if    he's   considering  the   decision  he's   about  to  make.       bruce   shuts   his    eyes     gradually,     then  he   touches  his  mouth  with   his  own.       gloved     hands  balling    the    material       between  his   fingers     due    to     him  deepening   the kiss.   then   it    develops   into  a      devouring   kiss.  Bruce's   thumbs   presses  into   the   joker's   face   hard,   while  he   jerks  him  closer.   now   his   fingers     digs   into   his  back   mercilessly.   
            
             he  stops     " we  can't  "    he    breathes  against  the  joker's  mouth.   " i  can't " 

@deadlygame 
            /   oh  my  gosh!   This  is so late,  but yes, absolutely. 

@thewayness
            // ; hey, babes -- i know it's been a while BUTTT i was wondering whether it'd still be okay for me to reply to this? because i think i have muse for both barton and my joker now, so (: 

/            yeah!    so  you're   practically  saying we're  twins.  Lol  nah,  I'm  just  kidding.      oh  my  gosh!   because   yes   i  can't   disagree.   they're  being  so  nice to  each other  right now,  and  that's  not  something  theses   two  usually  do.  i  mean   I'm   glad   we're  seeing  eye to  eye  here.  Lol     yeah!   i   mean   we   will  see   what  theses  two  will be  up   to very soon.   Lmaoo  but  i  do   just  love  them right now. 

@bloodiedmodel-
            // ; AHH, I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT! AND I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD MYSELF (: THANK YOU FOR ASKING!! BUT OKAY, TYYY FOR UNDERSTANDING 

/   I'M DOING REALLY GOOD!! HOW ABOUT YOU??  <33 NO WORRIES TAKE YOUR TIME!!

@bloodiedmodel-
            // ; HEYYY! OMG, HOW ARE YOU? AND ALRIGHT, NO PROBLEM!! I'LL DROP SOMETHING ON THERE IN A FEW 

/     well,   i   don't   mind   either  way.    i    just    was    going   to   skip    it   a   little  you  know?    but  i  can   totally    drop  something  else.  If  you like?  

/    baby   i   was   wondering   if    you   wanted    me   to    drop     another   short   starter on  your  message  bored.    it   can   be   left   off   the  other  one,   but  i   don't   know   where    to    go  with  the  one  we   got  going on  right now?    but  that's  up  to you?   i   was  thinking   just  skipping  a  little    time? 

/    good  morning my love..   I'll try  to get to all  your messages when I'm back from work..  I'm sorry about the delay. 

@deadlygame 
            `            joker     has   no    idea   what   he's    talking   about,   and   bruce   wishes   he   stayed    from   out   his  concerns.    the     batman   didn't   need   to   date   right   now.   maybe    when   things    settle    down   in  gotham City,   he'd    probably    give  it  a  chance,   but  as   for  now  that  part   of   his  life  isn't   needed   at   the  moment.    bruce  bites   the    inside  of  his  cheek  to  what   the  joker  voices  next.    " that's   really  none  of   your  business.   so  please  shut  up..  "    he  snaps   at   the   clown.    bruce   eyes  narrows   down   at   the  white  towel  his   wearing.  an  hand  in   his  wet  hair  ,   as  the  other  made  sure   the  towel  is secured around him.  a    frown     makes  it's       way      on  the    billionaire  lips  unpleasantly.   of   course     he  has  another  trap   for  him.   joker   "   you   can't  expect   me  to  go  on  a date  with  you.   do   you   want  to   make  me  look  like  I've  lost   mind.  i  mean    is  their   anything  else?   "       the  joker  is  being   absolutely    difficult  and  ridiculous   right  now.    bruce   glares  at   him.    " where   do  you  want to  go?  "

@BLACKBATSS 
            // ; ** colored 
            
            the joker couldn't help but move slightly even as he laid there. one leg crossed over the other while he lightly tapped his foot against his heel, his teeth gnawing on his bottom lip a little more eagerly than he would've liked. i suppose the thought of going on a date with someone you like does that to a person, " huh... that's funny. 'cause it just sounds like you might be afraid of putting yourself out there to me, bat - babe! and what'd you mean 'work?' don't ya only visit that big ol' skyscraper of yours once in a blue-moon? " he quirked an eyebrow at the other in amusement, the joker's eyes ever-so-slightly growing wider at the sight of the other in only a towel. " i'm TALKIN' about how whether or not you accept goin' on a date with me could be the difference between savin' someone's life, and ending it. or... actually is, in this case, " the joker slipped the flip-phone he had out of his pocket and opened it, only to tap on a certain contact before showing bruce the screen. there was a picture of a man on it who was tied up while sitting down, with a lot of blood running down his head and nose, " all i have to do is send a single text to my henchman to kill this lad for me. and his life might not mean a thing to me... but i already know it does to you! so, why don't ya think about your answer a little harder? " 

@deadlygame 
            `      bruce   snatches   a   towel   hastily    /    sky   blue   irises    rolling    from    listening  to    the   Joker.    he  wraps   the   towel   around   his  waist.    he     can't   even  take   a  shower   without   the  clown  disturbing   him.  "   i   don't   need   to   date   around,  joker.    I'm   too  busy  with  work and  stopping    criminals   like   you   to  date  anyone.  "  both     bruce   brows    furrowed  in  confusion  again,  as   he   steps   from   out  the  bathroom.   " what  the hell   are  you   talking   about  joker?   "    he  scoffs.  "   you're    out  of  your   mind   if you  think  that's  going   to  happen! "

/ I’M ALL GOOD, HONEY! I DISAPPEARED FOR A BIT BUT I’VE JUST BEEN TRYING TO BE PRODUCTIVE IRL. AND HOW ARE YOU? 

@thewayness
            // ; of course, my love! and alrightyyy,, i'll do that, then (: but ooh, i'd absolutely love it if you left something on my board,, so you can go ahead and drop something if you'd like!! okay, yeah -- that sounds good to me! if you wanna keep the second one separate and start it, then that's totally cool with me 

@deadlygame
            /          omgggg  thank  you   so   much  baby.    yes  plssssss  do,   and  i  can  always  leave  something  on   your   message  bored  too.  we  can do that  one  separate,  and  i  was  thinking  maybe  i  could  start   that  one   if   you're   alright with that? 

@thewayness 
            // ; you're good!! i was definitely a bit late to the party to replying to this myself, so don't even worry about it (,: but heyyyy!!! aww,, okay, now you're just being plain adorable lol but as always... i'm happy you're happy. alright, i'll be sure to keep that in mind (: but you're seriously too sweet to me,, thank you so much, my love! it honestly really warms my heart to hear that you still like him (: and gotcha. well, i'll be sure to drop something in a minute then!! 

@deadlygame 
            /    I'm   sorry   this  is  late  babes!!!   and  hiiiiiii!   alright,   I'm  so happy right now .  i mean it  doesn't  matter if it's  short  or long. Lol  i  love  your  joker  either way,   but  yes,  pls  drop  something.   

@thewayness 
            // ; OMG -- i'm so sorry that i'm just now seeing this, my love. please forgive me... i honestly feel so bad for leaving you hanging like this ): i just haven't been active on here in a while, but yes. of course we can do a short roleplay on here! or we could even do a longer one, if you'd like,, but aww. i'm sorry again. i promise i'll try to be more active on here from now on, alright? because i miss interacting with your bruce on here, too <//3 but yeah,, would you like me to drop something on your board now? because i'm free rn and i'm totally up for doing that