ok

*walks up to you with a skateboard and ollies*
          
          Later virgin
          
          *Skates off while flipping you off, not seeing the car that slams into me*

Man sure do love that thing where you lose all motivation for anything despite your love for things you like hahahahahahahahaha so great love it can’t get enough of it 

I could win Squid Game

vent o’clock
          
          I’m baffled at the food that we sometimes serve at work like SHRIMP AND GRITS and these grits smell so awful
          
          Fucking hell
          
          And I’m in a bathroom and a random guest in the bathroom starts to talk to me like DUDE I DON’T KNOW YOU, I JUST WORK HERE, NO I DON’T WANT A BOOK ABOUT FINDING THE PRESENCE OF JESUS WHILE DISHWASHING

CEMENT.
          
          DAS CONK CREEK BAYBEE

Damn this Castlevania show be bussin

How to be a good cop.
          
          Step one: Don’t be a cop!
          
          Thanks for coming to my TED Talk I will not be answering anymore questions.

I’m watching a YouTube video about how David Dobrik has like signs of a cult leader and it’s pretty cool not gonna lie
          

I fully disappeared yet again. I now work at a job that sucks, I’ve been stuck on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night, and chainsaw man’s anime PV has been in my head for days. I’m ready for what life throws at me next.

heh.