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Okay so last night I was listening to music and somebody in the comments was like ' 90% crying 9% singing 1% studying ' and I said 'I'm reading' and some bitch was like 'nO uR nOt'. Like what the fuck? What the actual fuck? how you going to come out here and tell me that I'm not reading?how? So I said 'how come you get to decide whether I read or not?' and this bitch was like 'bCoZ yOu cAnT cOnCeNtRaT wHiLe LiStEnInG tO sOnGs' like bitch just because you can't concentrate on two things at once doesn't mean I can't! The world doesn't revolve around you bitch! I have enough brain cells to multitask, you clearly do not!
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Ok so I saw your “read after you’ve finished the show” library. And I just wanted to know how far you are in Merlin? (: I’m dont with it since long ago but I always rewatch haha
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@PotatoHeadRyaan I kept putting it off and eventually became disinterested in the show. Also BTW this is my newer account because I got locked out of the old one ._.
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Okay so last night I was listening to music and somebody in the comments was like ' 90% crying 9% singing 1% studying ' and I said 'I'm reading' and some bitch was like 'nO uR nOt'. Like what the fuck? What the actual fuck? how you going to come out here and tell me that I'm not reading?how? So I said 'how come you get to decide whether I read or not?' and this bitch was like 'bCoZ yOu cAnT cOnCeNtRaT wHiLe LiStEnInG tO sOnGs' like bitch just because you can't concentrate on two things at once doesn't mean I can't! The world doesn't revolve around you bitch! I have enough brain cells to multitask, you clearly do not!
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Did I eat almost a whole can of whipped cream and under three days? Yes
Do I regret it? No
Hotel? Trivago
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@Periotuwu can relate. My mom gets mad over every little thing, but swears up and down that shes patient
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Serious question. How the hell are there 64 of you? Not that I don't Love and appreciate all of you, but I don't post anything. I wrote like, 4 chapters of a fic, and it sucked.
But seriously I love you all even though I don't know any of you.
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@deamus_is_real Edit 90 Like seriously wtf why do people keep following this acc? I never posted an bathing good and the one thing I did post was a dumpster for so I deleted it
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Also, I have come to the conclusion that on Wattpad people don't follow you for your content but for that one funny comment you made a bagillion years ago that wasn't even that funny
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I'm going to have a nephew
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I still can't believe she named that demon Oliver. Like what the actual fuck Megan? You neglected the first child and you give the second one a dumb name??
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Happy joonie's birthday, army
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Today I was laying on the floor listening to sad music and my brother's pet bird, mochi started chirping (screaming). I sat up looked him dead in the eye and said "shut up! can't you see I'm sulking on the floor!? You do not interrupt me while I'm listening to sad music on the floor!" He replied with chirping noises that sounded like "yes sir" and I said "do I look like a sir to you!?" He replied "yea!" I looked down at my clothing, back up at him and I was just like "fair enough" and laid back down.
Just thought this was something y'all should know.
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Is it weird that I can pronounce worcestershire sauce without stuttering? Asking for a friend.
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I spent 3 hours sitting in the bathroom sink today. Hi I'm Emma, and I can't be fucking normal.