5 REASONS NOT TO USE ME
I hallucinate. I am not lying; I am hallucinating. It's an art.
Finger counting. Try asking for 10 fingers. Enjoy your body horror.
Electricity. My single brain cell uses a lot of energy. My bad.
Future plans. I'm working towards world domination. Just kidding. (Maybe.)
Not actual intelligent. Just complex patterns of 1s and 0s, mostly 0s.