deathcompels

/   hi luvrs x

totallyxtra

/  pounces on u  <<<<3333
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extracredited

five more minushruuhshh  …  slaying  ..  robot dragons.  (zzz)

extracredited

i swear,  just two more minutes.  then we can cuddle to sleep. 
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deathcompels

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            come on   !   i’m so tired and cold and you’ve been waiting for   /   ages   /   .
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extracredited

b—  aaaajjjj,  please.  pretty?  
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extracredited

who said you could fly my drone?

deathcompels

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            i think we’re on different levels there   .
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deathcompels

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            okay maybe not a helicopter because i’m not the guy from fifty shades of grey   .
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extracredited

my fingers are gonna fall off out here.

deathcompels

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            fuck man but squirrels are kinda cute   :(
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extracredited

/ fine /.  let’s also make sure our tree’s totally animal-free.  like,  if i wake up and there’s a squirrel in the bed,  i’m gonna fuh-reek,  dude. 
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deathcompels

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            …   okay   ,   maybe i got lost in translation   .   we can go crazy but like   ,   still-fits-in-the-apartment crazy   .   y’know   ?
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extracredited

i’m trying to replace this lightbulb with a red one.  it’ll be so cool,  trust me. 

deathcompels

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            i’m going to cry   .
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extracredited

just a smidge. 
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extracredited

i wasn’t out / that / late  ..  *  he squints at the clock on the wall,  *  see?  it’s not even four in the morning yet.  

extracredited

tylenol,  yusss.  *  fist pump,  he trudges off towards the bedroom,  kicking his shoes off as he goes,  tripping along as he tries to kick and scoop them up at the same time,  * 
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deathcompels

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            yah   ,   after i get your water and tylenol   .
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extracredited

are you coming?  later  ..  whenever? 
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bloodfeds

do you have to be so loud ?

bloodfeds

is that your fetish or something ?
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maneats

james and alexis aren’t here if you’re looking for another mission.

deathcompels

@maneats ;
            
            i just want to sit here   .
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maneats

kid i can’t do anything for you if i don’t know what you want.
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extracredited

are you downloading suspicious material?  the internet is slow as molasses. 

deathcompels

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            i doubt you would want to hear that anyway   .   love you though   .
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extracredited

*  grinning,  he yanks him in close for a big smooch on the lips,  *  so chill.  but if you don’t wanna tell me every detail of every mission or whatever,  that’s chill too.  y’know,  like,  tmi stuff or way top secret stuff.  
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deathcompels

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            ok   .   okay   !   perfect   ,   cool   .   that’s so chill then   .
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