.

i don’t mean to!  [clamping a hand over his mouth,  he removes it slowly while whispering]  i don’t mean to.  sorry.  sorry.  it’s just,  what i have on here—  [he’d stare at the flash drive for a second then lean across aj to jab it into the laptop right before speed-typing his very ‘cryptic’ password]  i like you,  aj.  i love you,  really,  really love you.  that’s why i wanna show you this now.  [picking up the laptop,  he holds it away behind him]  okay,  so,  you know how i went around doing all those pranks and hacking and other bullshit way back when?  there was a time,  during those times,  i  …  fucked up.  (…)  should i continue? 

@extracredited ;
            
            you are…   really,   really fucking creeping me out.   [he’s eyeing him weirdly,   fingers restlessly tapping against the desk]   but okay,   you know?   whatever you want yeah?

it’s sooo sick,  right?  yeah,  that one.  hey,  do i have a budget?  it won’t exceed probably not even two hundred. 

@extracredited ;
            
            oh shit,   the one with the weird humming intro?   fuck i love that weird ass intro.

@deathcompels ,
            
            hunt: showdown.  weren’t you listening? 

/  or i literally combust

/   does a dance 

@extracredited ;
            
            mhm,   oh absolutely,   i believe you so much.

right,  so—  no.  it was legit!  the pics weren’t even ai,  and trust me,  i’d know. 

@extracredited ;
            
            right,   so most definitely a scam.

/ ooga booga

in your dreams.  give it. 

@testedsoul ;
            
            of course i fucking do   :/

go be bored in a hole. 

@testedsoul ;
            
            oops   !    i’m bored though   !

just for youuuu

@myvampyr :((( get on eve

@testedsoul ONLY IF YOU DROP STUFF