Me: My friend and I have come to the realization that be both hate coffee and only like tea.
My Mom: Okay?
Me: We are running away to the Official Tea Island of America an getting married, then watching a tea sunset.
My Mom: You can't marry a girl.
Me: It's legal.
My Mom: .... .... .... ....
My Dad: .... .... .... ....
My conscience: BAM! WHAT NOW! Totally the best com back ever.
Me: It's a teenage thing... ... ... ...