Lifesucksass

On the bright side I’m currently wanting to learn how to knit and I’m learning how to college life bc I need job for future me and bc money 

When life gives you lemons and you make lemonade but it tastes like the underside of a wet-muddy-rusty car bc life stopped being nice after you gained consciousness…

When life gives you lemons and you squeeze them into your eyes Nicole Watterson style and then scream into the theoretical void bc you’re tired and don’t know what to do with your life anymore…

I really just wanna throw my phone across the room…

Thanks for following me :)

To be or not to be run over, that’s is the question 

What if I just threw a child out my window…

What if I kicked a child right now…

What if I just punched a child in the face…

The weekend is at the tip of me fingers