Starting a series
They’re called 13 reasons why
However it might be more than 13 but I’m gay so I don’t do maths
Reason #1:
Don’t kill yourself because they’re gonna make a school assembly about you and, bestie, they ain’t gonna put a flattering picture of you on the projector
Do you really want a whole school talking about you?
Imagine being the topic of a school assembly, no one wants that
Plus, even if you waited until you left, they’d still do it because you was once a member of the school
Being a school assembly topic isn’t very poggers
Stay living bitches