❝anderson, don't talk out loud. you lower the IQ
         of the whole street.❞

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    ２２１ｂ Ｂａｋｅｒ Ｓｔｒｅｅｔ

         sherlock. xxi. deduction genius.
            𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝

     ❦ SHERLOCK HOLMES is a consulting
        detective, the only one in the world -
        he invented the job. when the police
        have no idea what to do (which is,
        quite frankly, usually the truth) they
        go to him to solve the case.

    ❦ DESPITE BEING arrogant, rude, obsessed
          with murder, and an all-around arsehole,
          as high-functioning sociopaths tend to be,
         his powers of deduction are nearly unrivaled
         and he will solve your murder.

     ❦ HE PREFERS to say he doesn't have friends
          only one, in fact - that would be john h.
          watson, military doctor and flatmate.
          though, he will gladly throw you out a
          window if you harm mrs. hudson, the
          landlady of 221b.

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❛ THAT'S DONE, THANK GOODNESS.
                  GOOD DAY TO YOU ALL, THEN. ❜

       ━ he turns up his coat-collars, walking
         away with the usual touch of drama.

❛LATERZ.❜

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[ bbc's sherlock anon ]
[ typed by leigh ]
[ multiverse ]