deepfriedcow

I want to start commissions because I’m greedy for money but I wouldn’t even KNOW where to start 

deepfriedcow

AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS CRASHES INTO US, TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE

BadGuyDuh3046

@deepfriedcow ... Have u seen my quotev?
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deepfriedcow

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Actually fuck it I’ll probably be posting another Blackmore x Reader part tonight
          :D

BadGuyDuh3046

@deepfriedcow no real question i swear
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deepfriedcow

@BadGuyDuh3046 No one said you had to read it 
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BadGuyDuh3046

@deepfriedcow .... Y r we friends?
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deepfriedcow

Hello kiddos 
          
          Very important announcement please read, if you care about my stories. As you may know, I am AWFUL at updating stories, so here’s some predictions for new parts for stories: 
          
          Shakespeare: not any time soon
          Tooru: never, it’s complete (although it’s marked as otherwise)
          Blackmore: I may add to the drafts tonight, however it most likely won’t be published this weekend
          Commie fanfic: tonight hopefully 
          
          Also, I’m accepting ideas for new stories as long as it’s not smut (it’s hard to write), not between real people, unless it’s a satire or some magical exception. Nothing offensive either, obviously. If you have any ideas, message me through Discord or Instagram. Really, anything works too as long as it’s private

deepfriedcow

@BadGuyDuh3046 I call everyone kiddo
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BadGuyDuh3046

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@deepfriedcow fuck u. yk I'm older right?
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deepfriedcow

Who the hell is reading my Blackmore x Reader fanfic, no one outside of a certain group of online friends know about it, unless they’re the ones reading it. Which is stupid because I first post the parts there 

deepfriedcow

Dear followers 
          
          It may has come to your attention that I write very strange stuff. Well, that’s because it’s fun as hell and my online pals encourage it

BadGuyDuh3046

@deepfriedcow does our dear friend the physco ain't encourage as well?
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deepfriedcow

(Ik you people won’t read this but still). I’ll start posting a part to my. . . Shakespeare fanfic every weekend, starting this week. It seems to be doing well, which is great, it’s basically encouragement to continue it! I also need other story ideas. I don’t wanna be known as the person who posts Shakespeare smut. (The fanfic is to make fun of those poorly written fanfics and stories). Also, why does The Church Incident (part two) have more views than the others?!?