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I want to start commissions because I’m greedy for money but I wouldn’t even KNOW where to start
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I HAVE SEVERE WRITER’S BLOCK HELP GIVE ME IDEAS PLEASE I CAN MAKE A SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS WITH THEM OR SUM I FORGOT ABOUT THIS APP
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AHHH so I saw this one fanartist on Instagram and they post adorable little pictures of JJBA characters that they drew. I saw one more detailed art of an absolutely ripped dude but I thought nothing of it. I follow them now there’s half-naked art of Risotto Nero on my Instagram feed
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AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS CRASHES INTO US, TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE
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Actually fuck it I’ll probably be posting another Blackmore x Reader part tonight
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Hello kiddos
Very important announcement please read, if you care about my stories. As you may know, I am AWFUL at updating stories, so here’s some predictions for new parts for stories:
Shakespeare: not any time soon
Tooru: never, it’s complete (although it’s marked as otherwise)
Blackmore: I may add to the drafts tonight, however it most likely won’t be published this weekend
Commie fanfic: tonight hopefully
Also, I’m accepting ideas for new stories as long as it’s not smut (it’s hard to write), not between real people, unless it’s a satire or some magical exception. Nothing offensive either, obviously. If you have any ideas, message me through Discord or Instagram. Really, anything works too as long as it’s private
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Who the hell is reading my Blackmore x Reader fanfic, no one outside of a certain group of online friends know about it, unless they’re the ones reading it. Which is stupid because I first post the parts there
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Dear followers
It may has come to your attention that I write very strange stuff. Well, that’s because it’s fun as hell and my online pals encourage it
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(Ik you people won’t read this but still). I’ll start posting a part to my. . . Shakespeare fanfic every weekend, starting this week. It seems to be doing well, which is great, it’s basically encouragement to continue it! I also need other story ideas. I don’t wanna be known as the person who posts Shakespeare smut. (The fanfic is to make fun of those poorly written fanfics and stories). Also, why does The Church Incident (part two) have more views than the others?!?
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I changed my pfp don’t unfollow me pls