As Oscar Wilde once said; "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." 
So here we are.

Keeping with generic description customs, I suppose I should state things about myself in a numbered list form, no matter how irrelevant and silly it may be...

1. My favorite books are the Mortal Instruments, but that seems to change every year. 
2. At the moment, I'm seventeen.  But that seems to change every year as well. 
3. I'm a hipster (yes, I know stating this means that I'm not; seriously though, I listen to Cinematic Orchestra, Florence + the Machine, and Mumford and Sons for a majority of my day)
4. I think America is kinda sucky, and I want to move to Canada.
5. I truthfully do not consider myself a "writer." Mostly, I hear things during the day, then write some deep metaphorical meaning about them. And I'm running out of paper, so I'm going to put them on here.
6. I am copiously in love with using extended dialog.
7. I can't spell much of the extended dialog i'm copiously in love with.
8. I always seem to have really good story ideas, they just sound like a 5th grader with a thesaurus fetish wrote them.
10. If you have any suggestions, or corrections, or critiques, or obsessions with me or my work, seriously, do not hesitate to message me/comment.  Love or hate, I take it all.  
11. If you want me to read anything I will, and if I like it I will promote.
12. I'm running out of sub-par facts about myself.
13. I can do a handstand.
9. Heh, i skipped nine. Woops.

I'm loud, indecisive, and sometimes a little paranoid.
Embrace it.

"Paradise is locked and bolted...
We must make a journey around the world
to see if a back door has perhaps been left open."
-Heinrich Von Kleist, "On the Puppet Theater"