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we're soooo fucking back guys 

uhhermmm

NVM I CANT USE EMOJIS HERE
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we're soooo fucking back guys 

uhhermmm

NVM I CANT USE EMOJIS HERE
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money is the anthem of success ᕙ⁠[⁠・⁠۝・⁠]⁠ᕗ
          
          (finish the fuckin lyric) 

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i was actually waiting 4 u 
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@defenestrate_me everybody knows it it's a fact kiss kiss x
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I JUST WANNA TALK nd conversate CUZ I USUALLY JS STALK nd masturbate ND I FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE TO ASK U ON A DATE SO JUST SAY YES!!!
          
          (if u know wut im singing u get a big fat juicy kiss) 

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@uhhermmm NAKED BODY FRESH OUT THE SHOWER 
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uhhermmm

@defenestrate_me SO HE CAN SEE YOU IN THE DARK WHEN YOURE SLEEPING!!>⁠.⁠<
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uhhermmm

@defenestrate_me THE BLINDS WIDE OPEN 
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haiiiii :3 hewoooo ^_^ hiiiii :p (its been three months)

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@uhhermmm tonigegyh the muxinsic seams so loud 
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@Katamurlok i also have a test on mondayy now nd wow as butcher? thats a first, i dont hear that everyday. r u excited?? :0 
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Leon, Carlos, Ghost needed at the same tiiime, like what cupcaKke said I got three holes fow it like a pretzel yk triple penetration nd all dat I can take ALL of em (and more) don't underestimate me cuz they WAYYYY I would flatten they wingel wangers is crazyyy. I'm emptying they childrenn ongogy deflated balls by the end of it nd everything. ACTUALLY I take that back we ain't stoppin └⁠(⁠ ⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠」

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@222eve never felt better (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
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@scottkennedyzslvt OMG UR RIGHT HE CAN GO UP MY ASS TOO (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)
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@defenestrate_me babes are u okay  (real)
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OMGGG he's so fine I js wanna slurp every inch of him up and uggggghhh let me hittt dawg ong id give dis man the most back breaking leg shaking sloppy woppy toppy ever my god he NEEDS to let me take of his draws. With my teeth. 

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@222eve naww dis onez real :0 
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@defenestrate_me konig?^⁠_⁠^ or cloud or noctis or uhhh ,
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@222eve iz not Leon this time 
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Is it bad that I haven't thought of a real person while "doin what I gotta do" for the past three years ? 

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@222eve GELP METAL ILENESS EVE GET OUT OF HERE. 
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uhhermmm

@defenestrate_me so close! thsts metal  ileness
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Once my frend nd I were on a video call nd she wuz on Omegle nd she had the camera faced so I could see the people nd u know how sum mfs got they willy wonka out for show on there? Yeah, well she didn't skip em. Oh no, she in fact sat there and started either 1. Roasting their dicks or 2. Trying to start a conversation with them. I didn't know she did that. So there I sat, on the other side of the phone, with this guy's lil jimmy out, or should I say big jimmy cuz holy fuck he wuz humungous like bro I couldn't even be mad no more that dick had to be like 10 inches or sum lordyyy lord. Fun times. 

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@222eve try again! That's a 
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Dya know, the only reason why I'm so shameless on here iz cuz, well it's Wattpad nd y'all will never actually know me, except eve, eve if ur seeing this I'm sorry 4 all the stuff I see on here, that wuznt me, horniness? Never heard of it. 

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@222eve PUT THOSE CHAIRZ AWAY
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@defenestrate_me GODZILLA  IM PISSING CHAIRS 
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