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"Someone put a pizza shop in a church and call it 'Cheezus Crust' please" -Jimmy
"YOU TWO GO BACK TO BEING GAY" -Lily
"WELCOME TO THE GAY BAR CHILD" -Aviva
"FUCK YOU SATAN IS REAL"
"I JUST DRANK LIKE THREE GALLONS OF ICING" -Aviva
"I COULD SHIT MY PANTS WHENEVER THE HELL I WANT AND YOU CANT DO DICK ABOUT IT" - Lily
"I SNORTED SUGAR" -Aviva
"69/10" -Aviva
"I read 'photography' as 'pornography' jfc" -Megan
"Dibs on a tub of rainbow sherbet" -Magic
"we could've spent yo goddam child support money on weed" -aviva
"TIME TO ENGAGE IN UNECESSARY WAR" -Aviva
"he gives off that 'my dick is smaller than what's left of my dignity' vibe" -Aviva
"I fucked up after Emma" -Megan
>>2018 UPDATE: RIP AVIVA! (March 13, 2002-August 12 2018)<<
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