I suck at introductions, I talk too much, and I love math, reading, writing and music. I also like to dance and sing, even though I suck at it. I can't take compliments or whistle. I have a weird obsession with eating condiments, especially ketchup, honey mustard, and duck sause, by themselves.
Give me candy and I will worship you and forever be in your debt.
I think that's all you need to know.