I suck at introductions, I talk too much, and I love math, reading, writing and music. I also like to dance and sing, even though I suck at it. I can't take compliments or whistle. I have a weird obsession with eating condiments, especially ketchup, honey mustard, and duck sause, by themselves.
Give me candy and I will worship you and forever be in your debt.
I think that's all you need to know.
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definietlynot
Jun 14, 2019 07:47PM
My brother just joined Wattpad! His username is jeffforsale. I swear, when he first started looking through the stories, the first thing he said was ‘Y’all so gay.’ Well, not exactly that, but you ge...View all Conversations
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