Buckle your seat belts boys and girls, writers or whoever is reading this at this spectacular time of your life because in few short books I'm going to teach you something that I only know the basics when I was in 1st or 2nd grade and the rest I learned myself from my life which is  not really long since I'm still young, so sit down, shut up and enjoy the experience of my 3AM-Monster-Energy-ADHD-Medicine-Induced-Self-Hatered-Fuelled-Writing-Extraveganza about stuff that I fantasize and what you are going to read is damn near the best thing that you will probably read in a 30 min time frame.