deflatedick

I was gone for MONTHS and I have over 4K notifications?! are y’all okay..?
          	
          	PLEASE STOP READING MY CRINGY ASS STORIES
          	I WAS A HORNY LIL TEENAGER AND A SHITTY WRITER I DONT KNOW HOW TO DELETE THEM AHH

deflatedick

I’m taking a break from Finn right now, because if everything that’s going on with him. Sorry everyone.

Spastic0Kiwi

@peartreepartridge did anyone ever figure it out? lmao TuT
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peartreepartridge

Am I the only one who still doesn't know what is going on with him?
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deflatedick

Is it just me that gets like, hornier on my period or am I broken?? 

VoodooBytes

It is the biggest struggle of being on my period. 
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-s0url1kefunky-

Omg I’m not alone
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deflatedick

YALL I WANNA WRITE A DRACO SMUT BECAUSE GODDAMN THAT MAN IS FINE AS FUCKK

VoodooBytes

I just realized that I read your stories when I first joined WP and I was like a big dummy fangirl for you—

deflatedick

I freaking LOVE your books. I just read them over and over again. And to find out you read mine is crazy omg. Which ones did you read?
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