Me:Hi, good to see you fella. 
You: Who the chicken nuggets are you and why are you calling me fella?
Me: I'm just someone who likes to think about exciting things in boring school lessons. I love puppies, believe in equality and freedom, hate stereotyping and I'm here because my friend says I should come and sign up to wattpad 'cause it's great. I decided to take her word for it and read a few stories and decided to sign up.
You: Still don't why you're calling me fella.
Me: Because I don't know your name, where you're from or even if you like chicken nuggets. I'm calling you fella because you were nice enough to come check out my profile.
You: Oh, well thanks for the info and I'll be off now. I need to get to soccer practice.practice.You: Of course!
Me: my real name isn't nadelle ganngaster. Just like the name.
You: you're weird.
Me:(giggles) why the world wouldn't be complete without weird people like me and amazing people like you. Still wanna be friends.
Your friend: yo, we're getting late. Coach is gonna be mad.
You: oh yeah, bye weird girl.
Me: sure.
Really, thanks for checking out this profile. And, if you don't like puppies that's okay, maybe you're a cat person. If you don't believe in equality, well then you're just another prick society doesn't need. If you have a wild imagination and love adventure, fantasy, and romance, congrats: you're my new favorite person!
I'll see you later...off to fairyland. Maybe one day, I can even take you with me! Until then...byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: Oh, see you and I hope we can all become actual fellas.