MiloEatsMoss
Meow
demenciacrazylizard
@MiloEatsMoss meow meow meow OUUASGHHAGAGGAHGAG
demenciacrazylizard
demenciacrazylizard
Noo I’m not mentally unwell (I can’t exist past 8pm without experiencing the Inexplicable Wordly Sadness that sucks all Artistic Ability out of one of my holes [it switches up every other thursday])
demenciacrazylizard
I want to live but only from the hours of 6am-8pm after that PEACE OUT
MiloEatsMoss
Go crazy, go stupid!!!
demenciacrazylizard
@MiloEatsMoss How can I go crazy go stupid when I constantly Remember
demenciacrazylizard
Hattie is home safe and sound:]
Pumpkinquills
@demenciacrazylizard (b^u^)b
Charlenemeh
@demenciacrazylizard that's good to hear!!
demenciacrazylizard
Everything went... OK? Hattie got stuck, like a nurse had to punch my moms hips to force them open and they had to break Hatties arm to get her out. And she has a few cuts and bruises. But she's okay, will recover fine. Mom and dad are both a little traumatized though... it was their first birth! My dad wasnt there for my first, he was at a hooters lol. For a good reason thi. But im glad I wasn't in the room, they are shell shocked. Mom has lots of bruises but is okay. We think her weeks measurement was wrong. She was supposed to have her a bit early to prevent this... so that's frustrating.She should have come out at 7 or 6 pounds. Also the doctors were supposed to check Hattie this morning and didn't. They also didn't listen to my mom when she yelled Hattie was stuck. Safe to say someone's getting fired, her main nurse was pissed. I'm gonna meet her in a few minutes!!
Someonelsereading
@demenciacrazylizard awwww hope yall r alright!
violet0m
@demenciacrazylizard I'm glad everyone's okay :)
demenciacrazylizard
MY MOM IS IN LABOR! HAWTHORNE BABY SISTER IS ON THE WAY!!
demenciacrazylizard
@MiloEatsMoss new post...
MiloEatsMoss
How's it going?? :D
Someonelsereading
@demenciacrazylizard good luck bein a big sis! From personal experience that shi is a roller coaster
demenciacrazylizard
Pumpkinquills
@demenciacrazylizard that doesn't clue me in anymore but now i'm scared to look it up.
demenciacrazylizard
@Pumpkinquills nooo! Omegaverse!
Pumpkinquills
I- ...What's an ABO test, why are you talking about greek lettering??
demenciacrazylizard
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I’m NOT HEARING ANYBODY OUT ON THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER FROM TOY STORY 5. I REPEAT I AM NOT () HEARING ANYBODY ELSE ON THE TOILER PAPER IM JUST NOT IM SORRy but AMERICA. IS MY HOME! AND I WILL DEFEND IT WITH RIFLES IF NECESSARY.
demenciacrazylizard
@maggot_the_freak LIKE IM SORRY. NO, THE GENUINE ASS WIPE SIMULATOR FROM A CHILDRENS MOVIE IS NOT FUCKABLE
maggot_the_freak
HOW DOES A TOILET PAPER PULL PPL AND I CANT PULL ANYOEN-
demenciacrazylizard
@maggot_the_freak MAGGOT PLEASE. HES ALL OVER MY TUMBLR PLEASE LET ME GOOO IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOO
MiloEatsMoss
it gon be okay bim bim
MiloEatsMoss
@demenciacrazylizard and oOoOoo new chapter?!? Sprinting to it on all fours as we speak
MiloEatsMoss
@demenciacrazylizard HA! "goldchud"?? Lmao
demenciacrazylizard
@demenciacrazylizard oh and 505 Pim. Uhhh uhhh goldchud is Charlie ig
demenciacrazylizard
I feel like there's a certain amount of like irony or like symbolism or something. Yesterday I threw up on myself... today, a baby projectile vomited onto me.... the cycle of samsara will turn eternal....