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Hey person!
          
          Read it all! I mean it!
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at your funeral — I would be in jail for killing the person who murdered you.
          
          We are true friends. We ride together. We die together.
          
          Send this to everyone you care about, including me.
          
          See how many times you get this back.
          
          If you send this back to me, thank you. 
          
          After you have read this letter, you must send this to 15 people you love. Again, including me.

Hi, if you are still interested in reading a gay story, please check out my work.
          
          "Mafia Protagonist Is interested In Me"
          
          Story Link below, 
          
          https://my.w.tt/xobOOyPyO5

You live in a cupboard too? I really love my other pans. But have you seen the spoons? Their curvy af. 

Honestly at this point why does Wattpad even recommend straight books to me like y'all know I'm only gonna read the gay shit, give up

Thank you for adding my book to your reading list! I really appreciate it and I hope that you enjoy reading it.

thx for the follow my dude

Your pfp is amazing 

so I basically got adopted by my dad's best friend's Cuban family this week, I need to learn Spanish

holy shit
          I went away for like a week and I had 85 notifications! like jesus chysler calm down

pro tip: do NOT go  mud bogging on a ATV right after it has rained. things will not go well for you