demiloser

ALSO "JEALOUSY THY NAME IS KEITH" WASNT DUBBED BITCH WHAT THE F

if keef aimed a fucking gun at me, I would probably become pregnant right there and then 

pidge: *breathes* 
          
          me: WOW ◟(◔ั₀◔ั )◞ ༘♡ AMAZING. ETHEREAL. I WILL PROTECC SUCH BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. I,,,WOULD DIE,,FOR HER ❤❤❤❤ 

mystic messenger is the bomb wtf, how come I've never played this before? 

IM SO SHOOKETH 
          LANCE IS IN THE RED LION MY BABYS FINALLY GETTING HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HE DESERVES WOW I HOPE THERES KLANCE MOMENTS OKAY OKAY
          KEITH IS IN THE BLACK LION IM SCREAMING– 
          I MEAN ALLURA IS THE MOM™ SHE WOULD MAKE A GR8 BLACK PALADIN 
          
          BUT WHERE IS PIDGE MY WIFEY 
          WHERE IS MY SPACE DADDY 
          I AM SO OUT OF PLACE RN 

Celebrate the gays 
          Give me all the gays 
          All my bisexual, Pan sexual lads 
          Demisexuals, etc 
          Yay. Gay is great 

someone talks to me and I start feeling so agitated and angry for some fucking reason, and I just want to break down and cry

I also really like Lance. He's beautiful. I love him so much, but I also love Klance. I cry 

i want pidge to marry me please 

unas veces quiero que pudran, y otras veces sangro por ellos.