I am just a tiny writer, on a tiny website, on a tiny planet, in a gigantic universe. But yet you somehow managed to find me here. Since your fate brought you here, why not give it a try and read some of the weird stuff my brain comes up with? Because even if my body is bond to the limits of this world, my mind can travel to worlds and places you can't even imagine. But if you want to see these worlds, you simply have to read my stories. I may not be the best writer, but I enjoy writing, and even though it's sometimes hard to explain the stuff that goes through my head verbally, I hope you still understand what I'm trying to say. 
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless, sarcastic piece of shit, but, just like an onion, when you peel off more layers, you'll find the exact same shit every single time, and you start crying.