denples

wow 
          it’s september 25th, 2024. 
          
          it’s already been about two years now since i first started writing shit talker. 

LMAO ST REWRITE NUMBER THREE IS CRAZY 
          
          
          dude they’ve all changed SO MUCH since i last wrote about em. which was like over two months ago. 
          
          holy shit that was bonkers to read. dude that is SO wattpad written…. 

i just need to write it all out 
          
          i js need to figure out how to start it 
          
          then i’m good 
          
          
          i think ima rewrite ST for the third time (the rewrite wasn’t good enough)

Hille and his cousin playing kinect sports 
          
          
          
          Hille: "PUNCH THE GODDAMN STARS"
          Jack: "I’M PUNCHING THEM!"
          Hille: "PUNCH QUICKER!"
          Jack: "DON'T RUSH ME, YOU'RE THE ONE BEATING MY ASS."
          Hille: "THAT'S *RIGHT*." 
          Vee: "This is intense.." 
          Reed: "He's very emotional about this." 
          Jack: "HE'S BEATING ME IN BOXING. STOP PUNCHING ME, DAMNIT. I WANNA WIN!" 
          Hille: "NO. THAT'S BORING IF I STOP." 
          Gabe: "He's literally flailing his arms.” 
          Jack: "YAH." 
          Hille: "SO FUCKING WHAT? IT- YES! PUNCH THE STARS. PUNCH THE STARS" 
          Jack: "I AM *PUNCHING* THE *STARS*.
          GODFUCKINGDAMN-"
          Hille: "THIS IS EFFICIENT."
          Jack: "YOU MIGHT HIT ME IN REAL LIFE, MAN! CHILL OUT-" 
          Hille: "I NEED THE LEVELS. I WILL WIN." 
          Jack: "YOU'RE LEVEL 40 THOUGH?!" 
          Hille: “I WANT THE LEVELS.” 
          
          
          
          oh how i love them. 

so basically (for the post below this) 
          
          
          friend-zoning: 
          
          “He’s my friend” 
          and 
          “He’s just a friend” 
          are very different. 

a few words can change the meaning of a sentence. 
          
          
          
          
          Reed and Hille’s reactions to someone asking if they’re dating 
          
          Reed: “Hille? No, he’s my friend, we’re not dating.” 
          Hille: “Uh, no. He’s just a friend.. nothing more, nothing less.” 

god i love passing the time thinking about my ocs having the times of their lives, totally crushing each other on kinect sports (it was hille. hille absolutely demolished them in boxing. bro flailed his arms and everything to beat them. it was so me.) 
          
          there was vee, auggie, gabe, and reed at hille’s house, jack was there too. he basically lives with hille now (jack is hille’s cousin) and they had so much fun 
          
          hille got auggie to play table pong with his dad, auggie won, it was a close game. 

my dad recently reminded me of how often a kitchen sink is cleaned and how often a toilet seat is cleaned. 
          
          
          did you know that your toilet seat could be cleaner than the inside of your kitchen sink? 
          
          
          
          crazy. 
          
          
          
          DAD FACTS!! 

i have this book thingy of a shit ton of my ocs , some of them i js gave a name and that’s it, but most of em have some background 
          
          i’m boutta work on giving them backgrounds and then ima post it, if anyone wants to rp PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE lmk. please. thank you<3

boutta continue binge reading this ADORABLE mfing webtoon bc goddamn it is so cute oh my god 
          
          
          i’m reading daybreak 
          holy shit why r they so cute together wtaf