derangedoatmeal

im only here to read the old fossils i loved on this app

god do i hate throwing up

naur why did i discover mid-squat yesterday that the queen died?

congrats to all those GCSEs students who got their results today! i got a free 1/4 chicken cause of my brother.

im back bitches

why is the one boy who tells me that my outfit is nice, asks me if i cut my hair AND compliments it, and sees me doing my makeup and tells me i look pretty THE ONE DUDE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DATE. AND HES PROBABLY NOT ALLOWED TO DATE ME SO WTF.

yo was harry styles eating out florence pugh on the dining table?!!! hello?!

i want to give the fattest hug to sirius, remus, harry and neville like my poor babies were hurt even before the war.

please andrew garfield im begging for u to do a romance comedy because everything u r in either makes me cry or i need to use my brain for it

I was voted for most opinionated... not sure how to feel about that-