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derp_eyes
Apr 29, 2026 11:02AM
Welp. I tried LOL. Unfortunately my story is too far from finished and severely unedited that I won’t be able to clean it up by tomorrow. But well done to everyone who made it!View all Conversations
Stories by derp_eyes
Whistles of Regret || ONC 2026
The satyrs have all but lost, and in a desperate attempt to save her kingdom, the chief of satyrs turns to th...
![Maurice [ONC 2022] by derp_eyes](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/302770575-288-k824028.jpg)
Maurice [ONC 2022]
As the world recovers from its zombie apocalypse, Maurice is thrust into a lifestyle that is neither welcomin...
![Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017] by derp_eyes](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/90420127-288-k616012.jpg)
Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story...
Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over t...