derpgirl

y-you *stutters* I cannot believe you! *Falls backwards and does a summersault* you know i could have been head cheerleader if it wasnt for you *three backflips* I hate you!

bruh why'd your mom call the cops on me i literally didnt break your window that bad

i think im derping

what you doin with all dat

i just greased my hair #bald

im getting a tattoo of your face on my face

yo burger buns are smoother than my feet

babyborger

u a veggie burger doe?

seedy boy