derrystatic
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/ cb!! for those who don’t know, her name is alana tozier but everyone calls her lonnie. she’s richie’s equally as annoying twin sister :3
sweetsheart-
oh, hi. you must be one of benny boy’s friends. do you (…) need something ?
derrystatic
/ cb!! for those who don’t know, her name is alana tozier but everyone calls her lonnie. she’s richie’s equally as annoying twin sister :3
survivorphne-
i didn't wanna, you know, embarrass you.
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── ♧ @derrystatic , never say never. if i shit my pants before i even got an answer, we would've had to skip town. { this incredibly dry attempt at humor is paired with a nervous smile, nausea still buzzing in his stomach despite how he knows his girlfriend will say yes. when it comes down to it, you can never be so sure. } you don't have to thank me, dove. you deserve the best. ( .. ) but i did have to break into your locker to get the flowers in. sorry :(
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derrystatic
@paintsfear- ,, you could never embarrass me. ( alana’s grin is wider and brighter than it’s ever been before, digging the toes of her sneakers into the ground beneath her. ) we’ve been together since, like, sixth grade… i think everyone knows already. :) (…) but, thank you. it’s really sweet.
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survivorphne-
he reminds me of a human worm.
*/ welcome back maxwell keene !!
survivorphne-
── ♤ @derrystatic , whatever he /could be/ doesn't negate the fact that he *is*, in every sense of the word, a human worm. { and sure, the fact that stan knows said worm is trying to flirt with his daughter doesn't give him any bonuses in his book, but facts help his case more than certain biases might. regardless of how valid they may be. } i'm not in favor of seeing what happens if he wastes that chance on being his mother's son. bee's been through enough without experiencing a trickle down effect from the cup of an evil bitch. */ max & stan are the epitome of "do you like my silly hat :3" "you are an enemy of christ" ,,
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@paintsfear- ,, maybe, he’s a good kid. just because his mom is the most evil, terrible, devilish cunt in the world, who made our lives hell until we moved… (…) okay, maybe it could be birds of a feather, but still! give him a chance. (…) wormy and lanky, /yes/. but bee doesn’t talk to many people. maybe, i dunno, this could be good for her! / my beloved,, my silly,,
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survivorphne-
i found a special one for you.
*/ the shower caps (":
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── ♤ @derrystatic , i tried getting her underwear, but i have no clue how to sew. one would have been enough to fit all of us. { with a small, bashful smile stan watches as lonnie puts the cap on, fumbling with clammy hands at the sight of such simple beauty. } it's satin. i tried finding one in your favorite color, but they only had black. it's supposed to help protect your hair. */ i play with them in my mind like dolls ,,
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derrystatic
@paintsfear- ,, awh. you’re sweet. ( her cheeks flush and she grins, fumbling with the cap. ) what makes it special? (…) did you get the other ones from eddie’s mom’s underwear drawer? or did you wipe your ass on them? ( her grin stays as she pulls it over her head, crinkling her nose slightly. ) there we go. how do i look? like one of those amish people who cover their hair? / theyre so,,, they’re so silly,,,
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realtoughkid-
/ OMG SHE'S HOME!!
scarreddreams-
... is it too soon to call myself a konnie-kebab ??
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── .ᐟ @derrystatic , is a konkebab any better ?? konnort cake ?? { christ alive, she's struggling. konnie feels like she's on the very breaking point to being on the other side of perfectly fine, the complete and utter shock in her system comparable to the realization that she did not, in fact, prepare for the worst. she tries on a strained smile even as her aunt sinks into stress, pulling her good leg beneath her to better prop up. } see ?? shit's funny when you give it a minute !! spooky demon clown starts fucking with people's heads and eating kids, what better way is there to cope ??
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derrystatic
@scarreddreams- ,, i don’t think there will /ever/ be a circumstance where it’s appropriate. ( alana frowns, pinching at her nose bridge. ) good lord. (…) okay, to be fair, i may have pretended to get possessed as a kid a few times to scare stan. (…) but that doesn’t mean you can start making jokes about this stuff!
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scarreddreams-
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i can't see for shit :/ i've had contacts since i was nine. didn't know trees had leaves before then.
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── .ᐟ @derrystatic , i feel like that's not the inheritance i should've been gunning for :/ { with a smile that clearly speaks of her enjoyment at the attention konnie tilts her head up, letting the soft touch guide her more than a few memories she has avoided looking at. } my mom had a backup pair for me. just in case i lost my contacts — and i did. had to wait until the glasses broke before i could get more :( do you have any photos ??
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@scarreddreams- ,, at least you know which side of the family you get it from. ( alana sighs dramatically, patting konnor’s head gently. ) i had glasses, but i always hated wearing them. i was clumsy, so they broke. same thing with richie- his were /always/ broken. (…) i wear contacts now.
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scarreddreams-
my mom told me a lot about you.
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── .ᐟ @derrystatic , mhm. yeah, she used to tell me stories about you guys before i went to bed. { absently konnie lets herself note how this past tense is no longer a twisting knife, the sharp pang a relief after the edges crafted to perfectly tear her tiny heart into shreds. although, she supposes, it helps that these memories are fond. } she liked the idea that i could know you and dad through what she remembered, y'know ?? ( .. ) but, uh, you were her best friend. she wanted me to know everything about you. { and konnie had taken hungrily to all of it, taking bite-sized memories and hoarding them like she could rebuild her family from these scraps of what was. she had felt guilt for it then, the same as she feels now, that what created her very being had also created an empty space. mom would have hated to see the gap that it had helped forge. } she never acted like she knew, but she wouldn't have taken sides anyway. ( .. ) she hated when people fought.
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@scarreddreams- ,, she did? ( alana tilts her head, resting her chin on the palm of her hand. caitlyn was someone she considered to be her closest friend- at least, after she forgot about andi and the rest of the losers. ) what did she say? (…) i don’t know if she knew that me and richie fell off. after she left, i mean.
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