derrystatic

/  cb!!  for  those  who  don’t  know,  her  name  is  alana  tozier  but  everyone  calls  her  lonnie.  she’s  richie’s  equally  as  annoying  twin  sister  :3

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derrystatic

/  cb!!  for  those  who  don’t  know,  her  name  is  alana  tozier  but  everyone  calls  her  lonnie.  she’s  richie’s  equally  as  annoying  twin  sister  :3

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survivorphne-

i  didn't  wanna,   you  know,   embarrass  you.

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──    ♧  @derrystatic ,
            
            never  say  never.   if  i  shit  my  pants  before  i  even  got  an  answer,   we  would've  had  to  skip  town.    {  this  incredibly  dry  attempt  at  humor  is  paired  with  a  nervous  smile,   nausea  still  buzzing  in  his  stomach  despite  how  he  knows  his  girlfriend  will  say  yes.   when  it  comes  down  to  it,   you  can  never  be  so  sure.  }    you  don't  have  to  thank  me,  dove.   you  deserve  the  best.   ( .. )   but  i  did  have  to  break  into  your  locker  to  get  the  flowers  in.   sorry  :(
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derrystatic

@paintsfear-    ,,
            
            you  could  never  embarrass  me.  (  alana’s  grin  is  wider  and  brighter  than  it’s  ever  been  before,  digging  the  toes  of  her  sneakers  into  the  ground  beneath  her.  )  we’ve  been  together  since,  like,  sixth  grade…  i  think  everyone  knows  already.  :)  (…)  but,  thank  you.  it’s  really  sweet.  
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survivorphne-

he  reminds  me  of  a  human  worm.
          
          */   welcome  back  maxwell  keene !!  

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──    ♤  @derrystatic ,
            
            whatever  he  /could  be/  doesn't  negate  the  fact  that  he  *is*,   in  every  sense  of  the  word,   a  human  worm.    {  and  sure,  the  fact  that  stan knows  said  worm  is  trying  to  flirt  with  his  daughter  doesn't  give  him  any  bonuses  in  his  book,   but  facts  help  his  case  more  than  certain  biases  might.
            regardless  of  how  valid  they  may  be.  }   i'm  not  in  favor  of  seeing  what  happens  if  he  wastes  that  chance  on  being  his  mother's  son.   bee's  been  through  enough  without  experiencing  a  trickle  down  effect  from  the  cup  of  an  evil  bitch.
            
            */    max  &  stan  are  the  epitome  of  "do  you  like  my  silly  hat  :3"    "you  are  an  enemy  of  christ"   ,,
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@paintsfear-    ,,
            
            maybe,  he’s  a  good  kid.  just  because  his  mom  is  the  most  evil,  terrible,  devilish  cunt  in  the  world,  who  made  our  lives  hell  until  we  moved…  (…)  okay,  maybe  it  could  be  birds  of  a  feather,  but  still!  give  him  a  chance.  (…)  wormy  and  lanky,  /yes/.  but  bee  doesn’t  talk  to  many  people.  maybe,  i  dunno,  this  could  be  good  for  her!
            
            /  my  beloved,,  my  silly,,
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survivorphne-

i  found  a  special  one  for  you.
          
          */   the  shower  caps (":  

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──    ♤  @derrystatic ,
            
            i  tried  getting  her  underwear,   but  i  have  no  clue  how  to  sew.   one  would  have  been  enough  to  fit  all  of  us.    {  with  a  small,   bashful  smile  stan  watches  as  lonnie  puts  the  cap  on,   fumbling  with  clammy  hands  at  the  sight  of  such  simple  beauty.  }   it's  satin.   i  tried  finding  one  in  your  favorite  color,  but  they  only  had  black.   it's  supposed  to  help  protect  your  hair.
            
            */   i  play  with  them  in  my  mind  like  dolls ,,
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derrystatic

@paintsfear-    ,,
            
            awh.  you’re  sweet.  (  her  cheeks  flush  and  she  grins,  fumbling  with  the  cap.  )  what  makes  it  special?  (…)  did  you  get  the  other  ones  from  eddie’s  mom’s  underwear  drawer?  or  did  you  wipe  your  ass  on  them?  (  her  grin  stays  as  she  pulls  it  over  her  head,  crinkling  her  nose  slightly.  )  there  we  go.  how  do  i  look?  like  one  of  those  amish  people  who  cover  their  hair?  
            
            /  theyre  so,,,  they’re  so  silly,,,
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scarreddreams-

...  is  it  too  soon  to  call  myself  a  konnie-kebab ??  

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──    .ᐟ  @derrystatic ,
            
            is  a  konkebab  any  better ??   konnort  cake ??    {  christ  alive,   she's  struggling.   konnie  feels  like  she's  on  the  very  breaking  point  to  being  on  the  other  side  of  perfectly  fine,   the  complete  and  utter  shock  in  her  system  comparable  to  the  realization   that  she  did  not,   in  fact,   prepare  for  the  worst.   she  tries  on  a  strained  smile  even  as  her  aunt  sinks  into  stress,   pulling  her  good  leg  beneath  her  to  better  prop  up.  }    see ??   shit's  funny  when  you  give  it  a  minute !!   spooky  demon  clown  starts  fucking  with  people's  heads  and  eating  kids,   what  better  way  is  there  to  cope ??  
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derrystatic

@scarreddreams-   ,,
            
            i  don’t  think  there  will  /ever/  be  a  circumstance  where  it’s  appropriate.  (  alana  frowns,  pinching  at  her  nose  bridge.  )  good  lord.  (…)  okay,  to  be  fair,  i  may  have  pretended  to  get  possessed  as  a  kid  a  few  times  to  scare  stan.  (…)  but  that  doesn’t  mean  you  can  start  making  jokes  about  this  stuff!
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i  can't  see  for  shit  :/    i've  had  contacts  since  i  was  nine.   didn't  know  trees  had  leaves  before  then.

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──    .ᐟ  @derrystatic ,
            
            i  feel  like  that's  not  the  inheritance  i  should've  been  gunning  for   :/     {  with  a  smile  that  clearly  speaks  of  her  enjoyment  at  the  attention  konnie  tilts  her  head  up,  letting  the  soft  touch  guide  her  more  than  a  few  memories  she  has  avoided  looking  at.  }   my  mom  had  a  backup  pair  for  me.  just  in  case  i  lost  my  contacts —  and  i  did.   had  to  wait  until  the  glasses  broke  before  i  could  get  more   :(      do  you  have  any  photos ?? 
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derrystatic

@scarreddreams-    ,,
            
            at  least  you  know  which  side  of  the  family  you  get  it  from.  (  alana  sighs  dramatically,  patting  konnor’s  head  gently.  )  i  had  glasses,  but  i always  hated  wearing  them.  i  was  clumsy,  so  they  broke.  same  thing  with  richie-  his  were  /always/  broken.  (…)  i  wear  contacts  now.  
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scarreddreams-

my  mom  told  me  a  lot  about  you.

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──    .ᐟ  @derrystatic ,
            
            mhm.   yeah,  she  used  to  tell  me  stories  about  you  guys  before  i  went  to  bed.   {  absently  konnie  lets  herself  note  how  this  past  tense  is  no  longer  a  twisting  knife,  the  sharp  pang  a  relief  after  the  edges  crafted  to  perfectly  tear  her  tiny  heart  into  shreds.   although,   she  supposes,  it  helps  that  these  memories  are  fond.  }   she  liked  the  idea  that  i  could  know  you  and  dad  through  what  she  remembered,  y'know ??   ( .. )   but,  uh,   you  were  her  best  friend.   she  wanted  me  to  know  everything  about  you.   {  and  konnie  had  taken  hungrily  to  all  of  it,   taking  bite-sized  memories  and  hoarding  them  like  she  could  rebuild  her  family  from  these  scraps  of  what  was.   she  had  felt  guilt  for  it  then,   the  same  as  she  feels  now,  that  what  created  her  very  being  had  also  created  an  empty  space.   mom  would  have  hated  to  see  the  gap  that  it  had  helped  forge.  }    she  never  acted  like  she  knew,   but  she  wouldn't  have  taken  sides  anyway.    ( .. )    she  hated  when  people  fought.   
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derrystatic

@scarreddreams-    ,,
            
            she  did?  (  alana  tilts  her  head,  resting  her  chin  on  the  palm  of  her  hand.  caitlyn  was    someone  she  considered  to  be  her  closest  friend-  at  least,  after  she  forgot  about  andi  and  the  rest  of  the  losers.  )  what  did  she  say?  (…)  i  don’t  know  if  she  knew  that  me and  richie  fell  off.  after  she  left,  i  mean.  
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