despacito_shrek

So umm.. this is important.. I hope. I’m leaving. I’m logging out. It’s the same with Discord... so I’m really sorry to all my friends. The reason is personal. Goodbye, I love y’all. ❤️

-fabul0us-

@despacito_shrek we will miss you, goodbye.
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moveitimgay123

@despacito_shrek awwW HONEY ILL MISS YOU I HOPE EVERY THING US OK AND LOVE U,OK  BYÊ BITCH LOVE UUU
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TheFakeKaito

I’ll miss you commenting on my story. I wish you well, bye bye 
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despacito_shrek

So umm.. this is important.. I hope. I’m leaving. I’m logging out. It’s the same with Discord... so I’m really sorry to all my friends. The reason is personal. Goodbye, I love y’all. ❤️

-fabul0us-

@despacito_shrek we will miss you, goodbye.
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moveitimgay123

@despacito_shrek awwW HONEY ILL MISS YOU I HOPE EVERY THING US OK AND LOVE U,OK  BYÊ BITCH LOVE UUU
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TheFakeKaito

I’ll miss you commenting on my story. I wish you well, bye bye 
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despacito_shrek

PLEASE STOP SHIPPING MICHAEL AFTON X CHRIS AFTON! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

DJ-tigger

@despacito_shrek mk if its only sexual reasons then thats not good :b
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despacito_shrek

@DJ-tigger yes but when people only ship them to sexual reasons it makes me feel disgusted
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DJ-tigger

@despacito_shrek I still stand by my point though people think its wrong i do not care for age or what people would call incest i still think people should love who they want
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despacito_shrek

What my siblings listen to: Norris Nuts songs
          
          Me: I DUNNO WHAT I WAS THINKING! LEAVING MY CHILD BEHIND!

lia_was_dead

I really felt this because my sister 24/7 listens and watches Norris Nuts and it get really annoying to the point where I know most of the lyrics to their songs
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despacito_shrek

HOW DO YOU SPELL

stahp_dat_nonsense

First you think what u wanna
            Then think how you wanna
            Then you do
            Bam 
            A spell
            
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m1sarmush

MEE E THO
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Snowfall1007

WUT IZ SPEL IY DOHNT NOHW WAHT SPEEL IHS
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despacito_shrek

I am a mother now, I have a son, his name is Hector and he’s a spider. But the pest control people things are coming over soon and they might kill him! ❤️ love you Hector! ❤️

MadTripHoezz

WAIT CAN I JOIN THE HECTOR PROTECC SQUDAD
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skullzxs

@despacito_shrek I CALL 2ND IN CHARGE IN THE HECTOR PROTECCSQUAD
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despacito_shrek

I think it’s finally time to come out... I am...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

despacito_shrek

Sorry I had to
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-fabul0us-

Made a country song for u, hope u like it 
          
          
          A Country Song
          Always Stay Sexy,
          I grew up overshadowed by sexy women
          Couldn't catch the eye of no city girl
          
          Here I am devoted to 
          How I love the way you look in your foo jeans
          Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye
          
          Where the sexy women stand
          And the flaming hot dicks surround
          I'll ride my truck with you by my side
          
          There's a whisper in the the country breeze
          Reminding me of my dick
          That whisper builds
          That whisper cries
          My dick in the morning skies
          
          You appear on the horizon
          Brushing that sticky hair from your eyes
          
          The city folk with their fancy gadgets
          Cement women like grey tombs
          Don't have nothin' on our way of life
          Just listen to the moaning
          
          Don't live your life like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          Today might feel a time to be like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          But that ain't no way to lead a life
          
          You know, there's a lot I drive by in my truck
          Folk who is messing up
          Always stay sexy, 
          Always stay sexy
          
          In the country, when I was a child
          I met a sexy man
          "How can you be so sexy?" asked I
          Here was his wise reply
          
          Don't live your life like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          Today might feel a time to be like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          But that ain't no way to lead a life
          
          Met an old lady who lived like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          "What happened to her?" asked I
          Here was his wise reprise
          
          Don't live your life like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          Today might feel a time to be like a ( ?° ?? ?°)
          But that ain't no way to lead a life
          
          That lady's gone now
          It's sad really
          Word is, she had sticky hair once
          
          Little , keep your jeans foo
          Always stay sexy, 
          Always stay sexy
          
          Moaning, moaning, moaning
          Moaning, moaning, moaning...
          

-fabul0us-

The (?° ?? ?°) were supposed to be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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