Right. My British people help me out here! My friend said I’m weird cause when I was younger I had (still do) a crush on Nigella Lawson!! I MEAN SHE CAN TEND TO MY MICROWAVAE ANYTIME
YALL I MIGHT HAVE A MILF CAUSE SHE DM’D ME ON TIKTOK AND KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME!! SHES DIVORCED AND HAS A 6 Y/O DAUGHTER BUT HELL ILL BE A STEP MUMMY CAUSE DAMN HER MUM IS FINEEEEE
@Skyyy_420 IK I WAS DESPERATE FOR A MILF AND NOW I MIGHTVE GOTTEN ONE! SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER AND HER DAUGHTER GOING SWIMMING AND WHEN I TOLD HER I COULDNT SWIM SHE SAID SHED TEACH ME AND THAT SHES A GREAT TEACHER
Someone better tell me why I’m falling for Barbara Howard from Abbott Elementary cause before I was like “DAMN MELISSA” (I’m still like that) but now I’m like “BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO BARBARA IS FINE~”