are u good

I really want someone to write a story where tweek and craig face date so that they can get into a girls sleepover and then they start realizing they're actually gay

In south park criag said hes a catamite "a boy as the passive or receiving partner in anal intercourse with a man" so why are ppl making him a top hmm? I'm fet up with this homophobia someone recomend tweek top fanfic pleaseee