"YEAH IM CRABBY, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE CRABS. THATS RIGHT. I THOUGHT IT'D BE ALL FUN AND GAMES TO GO TO MEXICO AND HAVE SEX WITH A HOOKER NAMED LOS CANGREJOS, TURNS OUT IN SPANISH THAT MEANS THE. CRABS. I SPENT 700 DOLLARS FOR THE CRABS. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, “HEY, I'LL HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN THAT IN THAT LANGUAGE MEANS ‘THE CRABS’, MAYBE YOU'LL OPEN UP YOUR TRAVELERS DICTIONARY, BUT HEY, NOW YOU KNOW-"