deviant-hunter

"YEAH IM CRABBY, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE CRABS. THATS RIGHT. I THOUGHT IT'D BE ALL FUN AND GAMES TO GO TO MEXICO AND HAVE SEX WITH A HOOKER NAMED LOS CANGREJOS, TURNS OUT IN SPANISH THAT MEANS THE. CRABS. I SPENT 700 DOLLARS FOR THE CRABS. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, “HEY, I'LL HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN THAT IN THAT LANGUAGE MEANS ‘THE CRABS’, MAYBE YOU'LL OPEN UP YOUR TRAVELERS DICTIONARY, BUT HEY, NOW  YOU KNOW-"

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@deviant-hunter ShiT I loved that-
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RT600-Chloe

//This just made my day and I just woke up, thank you
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deviant-hunter

"YEAH IM CRABBY, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I HAVE CRABS. THATS RIGHT. I THOUGHT IT'D BE ALL FUN AND GAMES TO GO TO MEXICO AND HAVE SEX WITH A HOOKER NAMED LOS CANGREJOS, TURNS OUT IN SPANISH THAT MEANS THE. CRABS. I SPENT 700 DOLLARS FOR THE CRABS. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK TO YOURSELF, “HEY, I'LL HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN THAT IN THAT LANGUAGE MEANS ‘THE CRABS’, MAYBE YOU'LL OPEN UP YOUR TRAVELERS DICTIONARY, BUT HEY, NOW  YOU KNOW-"

DAMNEDDEALS

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@deviant-hunter ShiT I loved that-
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RT600-Chloe

//This just made my day and I just woke up, thank you
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DeviantLeaderMarkus

"Mine."

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@DeviantLeaderMarkus   ⎎
            
            ❝ʏᴏᴜʀs.❞  ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴜɴᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʀᴇᴀssᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇ sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴍ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜs ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏʟʟɪᴅɪɴɢ ᴘᴀʟᴍs  ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ.  ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜs's ᴇʏᴇs ᴀs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sᴋɪɴ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘʟᴀsᴛɪᴄ ᴄᴏᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟ ɪᴛsᴇʟғ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ.
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❏ |  ᶦ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ,  ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵐ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ,  ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵒʳ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ ᵃⁿʸᵗᶦᵐᵉ.

--North

@deviant-hunter I STILL LOVE YOU THO BBY. YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING
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--North

@deviant-hunter i love how you fall asleep right as you post this :')  {{I only know this because bitch stopped replying to our rp like 3 mins after posting this}}
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