Reed900

Hi

Dear everyone following me.
          
          
          I'm terribly sorry about my disappearance. 
          
          
          I've been in and out of the hospital for a while, and Wattpad wasn't a  priority
          
          
          For those of you who don't know, I'm severely ill.
          
          
          Please forgive me, and don't blow up my comments asking the illness. 

Please tell me you're alive

https://vm.tiktok.com/KDt8Ae/

http://aminoapps.com/p/z11yq3

Actual teen au for dbh.
          
          In the boys locker room.
          
          
          Gavin: hey guys, watch this *helicopters dick*
          
          Connor: *rides mop bucket*
          
          Hank: *using his dick to sword fight*
          
          Nines: *contemplating suicide*

What everyone else imagines Gavin's parents as: *A B U S E* *AGONY* *HOMOPHOBE*
          
          What I imagine:
          
          Dad: *points at Gavin* That exists because of my meat shaft
          Mum: H A R O L D   N O

Hank: "Fuck, another birthday. Nothing could make this worse."
          Connor: "I made you a cake!"
          Hank: "Wait, why is it shaking...?"
          Gavin: *Jumps out of the cake 100% naked*
          Hank: "What the f u c k?! It's contaminated!"
          Connor: *cries*
          Nines: "I swear to god, Gavin, I'll kill you."

I'm not killing myself. Thank you. I'm fine.

Dbh rp, anyone?