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phan canon was not on my 2025 bingo card. shoutout to all who followed me from my phan angst oneshots book back in like 2017 can’t believe we all made it this far 

y’all
          
          
          opened this hellapp with an insatiable urge to find my “yes sandwich daddy fuck me harder” comment from 5 years ago (holy shit?????)
          
          
          found it :)

just changed my instagram pfp for the first time since 2017 and oh boy the rush of adrenaline it gave me

why do my kittens always get their zoomies at 2 in the morning

really funny to me that everyone on ao3 decided that Chip from animal crossing is homophobic and an abusive dad
          
          
          WHERE DID THEY GET THAT FROM LMAO

there is a tiny cavernous hole in my belly button from surgery and all i can think of is “forbidden flesh light”

Anna, 2019- some things never change, and i’m holding on tight to you
          2020- yeah about that 

been a lil over 24 hours since i got my appendix taken out and funny story after the drugs partially wore off i just watched all of the scenes in the hobbit movies with tauriel and told my mom how much i love her
          
          a day later and my lip is very swollen from the breathing tube and tauriel is still my wife

happy 2nd birthday Detroit Become Human i’ve been your bitch for two years please let me go 

anyways rudy is the best villager in animal crossing and you can’t change my mind